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Free and Funny Friendship Ecard: Would you like some sun? Cause you're shady as fuck.

I couldn't have said it better myself.

"I can't tell if I'm dealing well with life these days or I just don't give a shit any more. I shouldn't think this is humorous but I do. I must not give a shit.

Love it when kids say EWWWWW, I pushed you out of my vagina covered inm y inside YOU are EWWWWW

The Joke’s on Mom

I love it when I do something and my kid goes "ewwwwww mommy". Um child - I pushed you out of my vagina covered with all my insides. You are "eww".

Lol!! Hope you like your dog-faced, uneducated hooker.. because, You don't get to get me back. :)

I'm anxious for the day you realize I was the complete package after you have moved on to dog-faced uneducated girls who can't give you a damn thing!

Don't get it twisted, I'm just OCD.

I don't hold grudges. I remember facts. Actually I do hold grudges.

Spare the rod, spoil the child.

Funny Family Ecard: A time out?it's called a spanking. Go on. Act a fool.

The sad truth

Free and Funny Cry For Help Ecard: That's how I roll, ladylike with a wad of bitch in my back pocket

Ror

bahahaha i couldn't stop laughing! "Your momma" jokes are the best. What makes it even better is that my son really does call it a Jumpoline!

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Whenever I start feeling spontaneous, my bank account quietly reminds me to calm the fuck down. Life of a broke, college student.

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Funny Reminders Ecard: Everyone Knows you are just One positive ' I love my life ' Status away from a nervous breakdown.

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via: observando "I love everybody. Some i love to be around, some i love to avoid, and others i'd love to punch in the face." >>>ohhh that's what that feeling is. see i don't hate ppl, i really love them!

Is it rude to toss a Xanax in someone's mouth while they're talking?