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Free and Funny Friendship Ecard: Would you like some sun? Cause you're shady as fuck.

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funny quotes, whore tree, bang every guy - Dump A Day

Once you hate someone everything they do is offensive. Look at this bitch eating those crackers like she owns the place.

Funny Confession Ecard: Once you hate someone, everything they do is offensive. 'Look at this bitch eating those crackers like she owns the place.

Lol ...all my friends know i ask their opinions all the time and very rarely take their advice.

Funny Reminders Ecard: Remember the 3 F rule. If your not 'F'ucking me 'F'eeding me or 'F'inancing me then your opinions really don't matter! Please keep your opinions to yourself!

Not going to lie, I do a happy dance in my head when I see stuck up bitches from high school being all fatter than me. Winning!

Funny Confession Ecard: Not going to lie, I do a happy dance in my head when I see stuck up bitches from high school being all fatter than me. So true

the annoying ones...

I hate when I'm singing a song and someone corrects me. I'm like, "Bitch, what if I was freestyling?

"Oh look, it's snowing outside. I'll update my status for all of my friends that don't have a window of their own."

I'm not bothered by weather update reports, but this makes me laugh anyway.

You flipped the bitch switch, so sit down,   buckle up, and enjoy the ride, asshole.

Free and Funny Family Ecard: You flipped the bitch switch, so sit down, buckle up, and enjoy the ride, asshole.

Thanks for going out of your way to unfriend me on facebook, your passive-agressive way of ending of our friendship really took some balls.

this is exactly why i *don't* unfriend ppl who aren't really friends becaus omg cassie johnson lol e i don't want them thinking i'm being passive-aggressive when really, i just can't stand the "clutter" of people on my friend list that i never talk to!

.idiotic, bat shit crazy is more like it .... there should be a vaccine or mandatory holding cells on mars for these people... the world would be a much better place for everyone! lol

Funny Confession Ecard: I don't really know what's going on with you right now but I'm pretty sure it has something to do with you being a fucking asshole.

Religion is like a penis

Free and Funny News Ecard: Religion is like a penis, it's fine to have one and be proud of it, but when you take it out and wave it in my face, that's when we have a problem.

I know it's hard to believe, but there are times to put the phone away!

My biggest pet peeve! A Ron pet peeve!

yup, so true Knox :)

lol pretty much fooling all his newest victims.

Free and Funny Breakup Ecard: However do you keep yourself from choking on that constant flow of bullshit coming out of your mouth? You are amazing!

You know you're a teacher when…. #ecards #lol

Oregon Trail was so much fun during computer time in elementary school!

I can't stop picturing it lol

So true! Some people decide that when you let them cross the street, that would be a good time for them to see exactly how slow they can walk without actually stopping.

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