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Free and Funny Confession Ecard: Whomever said diamonds are a girls best friend, never drank wine

Where's my wine?

Funny Confession Ecard: I can't wait for my wine to get here.I mean my husband to get here. Replace wine with vodka.

Wine stopper: device for keeping leftover wine fresh. Leftover wine? I don't get it.

Funny Thinking of You Ecard: Wine stopper: device for keeping leftover wine fresh. I don't get it.

Mine would be coffee, I'd replace it with murder.

I'd have to replace wine with murder. This actually made me laugh out loud and almost spit out my drink.

I made this margarita with my kids slushie machine. Dont judge.   **Just kidding**... but it IS funny!

I made this margarita with my kids' slushie machine. Alex had to ask which drinks were his when we busted out the slushie machine!

Wine doesn't have the calorie count written on the label. So I'm going to take that to mean it doesn't have any.

Funny Confession Ecard: Wine doesn't have the calorie count written on the label.

Funny Confession Ecard: I tried cooking with wine for the first time last night. After 5 glasses, I forgot why I was in the kitchen.

Funny Confession Ecard: I tried cooking with wine for the first time last night. After 5 glasses, I forgot why I was in the kitche.

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass. It's about dancing in the rain with good friends while enjoying a bottle of wine.

Free and Funny Drinking Ecard: Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass. It's about dancing in the rain with good friends while enjoying a bottle of wine.

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