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Sometimes driving down the highway a really funny idea for an ecard jumps in my mind. Unfortunately, by the time I get home, the “genius” though has disappear. That’s okay because I still found some really cute ecards.

if it has tires or desticles, it's gonna give you problems...  My life at the moment...

if it has tires or desticles, it's gonna give you problems. Ain't that the truth lol

This was how it felt taking a picture of 8 kids..

Free and Funny Sports Ecard: I ate healthy and excercised today. I better fucken wake up skinny.

I've reached that age where my brain went from 'you probably shouldn't say that' to 'what the hell, let's see what happens'.

Funny Ecard: I've reached that age where my brain went from 'you probably shouldn't say that' to 'what the hell, let's see what happens'.

Knight in Shinning Armour..... Or not!

Sometimes your knight in shining armor is just a retard in tin foil. --- Can I get an amen?

@Rebekah Ahn Sheppard Burke @Susie Sun Sun Padilla @Dena Aksel Aksel Quezada @Michelle Flynn Flynn Goucher

This salad tastes like I'd rather be fat. Hahahahahaha, so damn true!

yep...i'm not ashamed...gotta do what you gotta do to get some sleep!

Breastfeeding Encouragement Cards: Would You Send One?

Hey some nights ya just gotta do what ya gotta do.LOL Don't worry you're not the first mom who's ever thrown a towel over the peed-on sheets and gone back to bed. Hallmark The Edge of Motherhood card.

Alll the time --Haha, I thought I was the only wierd one picturing them in the Halloween hooker boots...

Funny Confession Ecard: Im worried that my latest Salvation Army donation will result in homeless people looking like sluts from the

i thought i was losing weight until i realized i was still wearing my maternity sweatpants...dang.

Funny Confession Ecard: I thought I was losing weight, but it turned out my sweatpants had come untied.

Dad cooks a deer and doesn't tell the kids what it is. He gives one clue. It's what your mother calls me. The boy yells, it's a fucking dick, don't eat it..!!

Dad cooks a deer and doesn't tell the kids what it is. He gives one clue. It's what your mother calls me. The boy yells, it's a fucking dick, don't eat it. Im laughing so hard right now!

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