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Free and Funny Confession Ecard: If being sarcastic burned calories I'd look like half of an Olsen twin.

Baby on board.

I've always wondered why people announce they have a baby in the car. as if it makes a difference in the way people drive. This is hilarious!

I will!

A procrastinator? I'll prove you wrong someday. Just you wait and see. (I'll procrasinate at my funeral.I'll never die!

Sunday Social: These Are a Few of My Favorite Things

Hahahahaha too funny- true for people that wear workout clothes TOO much!

Funny Confession Ecard: I love when my brain chemicals and hormone levels are just right and I actually enjoy life.

A guy I work with sprays Axe Body Spray all over himself after every break to "cover up" the smell of cigarette smoke. He continues to smell like smoke and now also smells of nasty Axe Body Spray.

But Adderall Isn't Really a Drug" (with images, tweets ...

I would give anything to eat a ton and gain weight and feel full and satisfied to be able to fall asleep and wake up refreshed.

True Do you know that awesome feeling when you get into bed and fall right to sleep, stay asleep all night, and wake up feeling refreshed? Me neither.