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always the victim.... boo fucking hoo

This is so true! Silence does not bring on relaxation anymore. Silence brings anxiety and the thought, "brace yourself!

I admit I get a small rush of joy when I open the dryer to find the clothes still damp. It's the like the dryer is procrastinating for me.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I admit I get a small rush of joy when I open the dryer to find the clothes still damp. It's the like the dryer is procrastinating for me.

A Strongly Worded Letter to People Who Obsessively Update Us On Their Workouts. #WeDontGiveA  #FUCK

A Strongly Worded Letter to People Who Go Too Hard at the Gym

Unless you fell off the treadmill and smacked your face, no one wants to hear about your workout. Tell us about your workout, Lauren

Don't care how it happens. Haha

Free and Funny Workplace Ecard: I work hard at my job, but if the opportunity to become a rich housewife arises, I'm taking it.

This is pretty true for my whole house!

My room is not dirty. I just have everything on display. Like a museum. (I live with some people who are imitating a museum. I'm not naming any names in order to protect the guilty.

Back in my day - http://www.jokideo.com/

Kids today don't know the struggle. - I love my CDs. I can move music around without having to repurchase the song for a different device. Besides I'm old school.

Haha, This literally happened to me seconds before signing in to look at pins..why cant it ever be right the first time? Haha

Haha, This literally happened to me seconds before signing in to look at pins.why cant it ever be right the first time?

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Thanks for showing up to the state-funded healthcare clinic with your Louis Vuitton purse, fresh mani and pedi, MAC lipgloss, hair weave, and Medicaid card.

Fitness Motivation (Stayin_Fit) on Twitter

funny ecards don't need personal trainer need someone to slap unhealthy foods out of my hand

Or maybe the pregnancy hormones are leveling out...

Truth - any day i make it through without hitting someone with a chair is a successful day

Today's hairstyle is called "And I didn't brush my teeth either." #Fatigue #ChronicFatigue #Pain #Sore #Stiff #Hurt #Exhausted #Tired #DisabilityNinjas #Disability #ChronicIllness #ChronicPain #InvisibleIllness

Tuesday10: My Favorite e-Cards

Funny Work Quotes : QUOTATION – Image : Quotes Of the day – Description Thanks for saving me the trouble Sharing is Caring – Don’t forget to share this quote !

Pew! Pew! How true...the struggle is real!

Free and Funny Encouragement Ecard: Pew! That's the sound of me deflecting your whiny bitchin' with my happiness shield!

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