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You got that right.  And you do NOT have the right to remain silent.  I'll use that against you too.

Arguing with a woman is like getting arrested. Everything you say can and will be used against you.so true

That unfortunate moment…as in unfortunately happens to me all the time :P

That unfortunate moment…

"That awkward moment when you gently throw your phone onto your bed and it decides to bounce off of 3 walls, knock over a lamp, and kill a cat.

hahaha. by jeannie

I know some ppl like this. Lemme catch one of them trying to roast marshmallows on my fire. I'll give them a BIG HUG so we can roast together.

Hate it.

It's funny cause it's true and the exact reason that I don't wear shorts.

thanks for stealing this week's sleep!

Blanket on - Too hot. Blanket off - Too cold. One leg out - Perfect. Until the demon from Paranormal Activity grabs your leg and drags you through the hall.

hahaha story of my life thus far...

Remember camping and Aspen and Caitlin were like " we ran this morning" and I replied " well I ate a donut" same exact thing.