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And if my husband had a British Accent I'd think he was twice as hot as he already is!

so I have an american accent and I never shut up, but I'd talk even more with a british. I'd never stop if I had an Irish accent.

Before sex: Help each other to get naked. After Sex: Dress yourself only. The Moral is: In life no one helps you once you're fucked.

You mean like... going to work?

"Saying you'll wake up early in the morning to get something done, then in the morning convincing yourself it's not important." So true.


"I saw a spider in my bathtub, so I got a piece of tissue & very, very carefully, burned the house down.sounds reasonable to me!