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Over 18388 people liked this! TRUTH: Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair.

it also helps if you remember your phone in the first place

I Can Relate: Checking your phone to see what time it is, and then checking again because you weren't paying attention the first time. I do this ALL THE TIME!

This is exactly what my bf means when he says "the other day" ..... drives me crazy!! :)

I don't do this, but my husband is guilty guilty guilty! And his can go up to "years ago." "Our friend had a baby the other day. She's 3 years old now.

i will if you will

i will if you will. My bestfriend and I say this all the time !

The biggest lie I tell myself is "I don't need to write that down. I'll remember it."

I don't need to write it down --- so true, so true. Actually I don't tell myself that anymore, I HAVE to write it down!

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This is so me . at the grocery store, walmart or pretty much anywhere on the weekends running errands.

I think this is how some of my best stories at work start

This is so true. And I love that this is totally how most of my friends' stories start!

Haha

I'm so over whiny little bitches. Your life sucks, oh well. Fucking change it or stop complaining. And stop finding something to whine about.

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