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Funny Reminders Ecard: If you have a problem with me please write it nicely on a piece of paper, put it in an envelope, fold it up and shove it up your ass.

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Free and Funny Workplace Ecard: You poor thing. You don't even realize you're batshit crazy, do you?


Funny Confession Ecard: It's not that I don't like you. oh wait, yes, yes it is.

I'm not an astronomer, but i'm pretty sure that the earth revolves around the sun and not you.

Sometimes people just need to hear it. Check out these comebacks, funny quotes and sassy (and utterly sarcastic) insults to let them know how you REALLY feel.

100 million sperm... And you were the fastest??? :)

I look at people sometimes and think… Really? That’s the sperm that won?


Funny Confession Ecard: I found your problem. You're a fucking dumbass.

Pahahaahhaa Norma all the way!

Free and Funny Workplace Ecard: No really, I love taking time out of my busy schedule to explain something that should be common knowledge to a person in your position who gets paid more than me.

Stick a memory...

Stick a memory card in your ass and save that bullshit for somebody…

This is wayyy too similar to how I've been feeling lately! lol

The number of times I think "shut the fuck up" while people are talking to me is getting out of hand.

Hahaha yea don't put me down for cardio

Friday! Friday! Link-Up {50th Edition}

to go running with me , you ’d better be prepared to walk a lot

Have a nice day...

Bahaha everyday at work! Change to read 'I have to remember that the .

Exactly. #intjfemale I don't fake liking people. I can be a grown ass adult tho and be nice when I need to be

I'm not shy. I' m not shy. I' m just very good at figuring out who' s worth talking to. yup I'm not shy I' m just very good at figuring out who' s worth talking to Most of you aren 't (lloll" yup