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No woman will ever be satisfied because no man will ever have a chocolate penis that shoots money!


"Be honest, if people heard what you are thinking half the time, you be in a mental hospital.

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Funny Workplace Ecard: Stupid me! So that's why I work so many hours, so you can collect welfare, wear pajamas in public and have an iPhone.

"the other day"

I don't do this, but my husband is guilty guilty guilty! And his can go up to "years ago. She's 3 years old now.

Lol... Been there!!

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Why do people say, 'grow some balls'? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding. - Betty White LOVE HER!

Exactly why Im still up

"My day starts backwards. I wake up tired and go to bed wide awake." So true.

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My Four Moods . too old, too tired, too sober, and I don't have time for this shit! Deal with it. Ha Ha Ha, too funny

Haha I WILL use that the next time some smartass asks me that!


Funny Confession Ecard: Curling irons have a warning tag that says 'For external use only.' Which one of you sick people made that necessary?

If I land a job in HR can I put this in my office to lighten the mood

Free and Funny Workplace Ecard: You don't have to be crazy to work here. We'll train you.

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