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Funny Cry for Help Ecard: I can't walk the walk, or talk the talk, but if you need someone to drink that drink, I am your girl!

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I use to blame it on "mommy brain", but I swear I have early onset alzheimer's!

Free, Confession Ecard: I love when my brain chemicals and hormone levels are just right and I actually enjoy life.

Funny Confession Ecard: I love when my brain chemicals and hormone levels are just right and I actually enjoy life.

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E-card: When someone says " I forgot to eat." I think you must be a special kind of stupid. I plan my entire day around eating.

I'm planning on having my favorite drink this weekend. It's called a lot. | Weekend Ecard | someecards.com

Free and Funny Weekend Ecard: I'm planning on having my favorite drink this weekend. It's called a lot.

Skinny

I think it's weird how somedays I feel skinny and somedays I feel like a busted can biscuits.

If you're funny, you're automatically 79% more attractive. Beauty fades but sarcasm is forever.

Free, Confession Ecard: If you're funny, you're automatically more attractive. Beauty fades but sarcasm is forever.

I always get in trouble for saying what's on everyone's mind.. oh well. Boo hoo.

Haha this is so me! I cant even tell you how many times my mouth has gotten me into trouble bc I definately do not have a filter! And those of you who know me well, know this is a fact.

I'm a like smart ass, short and stout. Here is my finger, here is my mouth. When I get all worked up, I will shout.Piss me off and I'll cuss you out!

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Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I bought a pair of Meatloaf underwear today.' On the back 'But I won't do that.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: Sure, I walk around the house naked with the blinds open. If you're peeking in my window, your punishment is seeing me naked. Joke's on you, motherfucker.

Funny Saying

Sarcasm- this is soooo true in my family and friends. If we bust your chops, you have been accepted as one of us!

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