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New favorite palindrome: Dammit I'm Mad spelled backwards is Dammit I'm Mad

Dear God... All I ask is one chance to prove to you that winning the lottery won't make me a bad person... :D  haha

Free and Funny Reminders Ecard: It's true money can't buy happiness, but I'd cheer up much faster while sitting poolside in a loungechair outside of my oceanfront mansion.

Oh my gosh...this is freakin hysterical!!!

You look so familiar…

That would be awesome, if only I could say it and keep a straight face. hahaha I get told I look familiar all the time!so funny.

Real parenting= stepping on Legos in middle of Xmas eve and not screaming!!!!

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"I'm sorry, I can't today because..."  LOL! I am totally going to start using excuses like this when I can't do things due to my health. #Spoonie

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It hurts so badly when you step on a lego. How can something so little & fun hurt like that?


Chocolate doesn't ask silly questions chocolate understands. I could use some chocolate right now.

She really is.

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Yet another one of my life's core values.

It isn't that I'm not a people person. I'm just not a stupid people person. A great way to deal with difficult people is not to deal with difficult people.