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fuunnnyy!!!

I Don't Need To Flirt I Will Seduce You With My awkwardness. I seriously need to learn how to flirt haha

Study (verb)

The definition of Studying. This is the way my daughter would study and she was an excellent student. I needed complete silence, go figure!

I have an irrational fear of wasting a good outfit on an insignificant day.

Irrational fear.

"I have an irrational fear of wasting a good outfit on an insignificant day." Oh my gosh. This is so me. I thought I was the only one!

I find it fundamentally strange that you’re not a dessert person. That’s just weird, and it freaks me out. ~ Jess, The New Girl

Desserts are essential to life & a good relationship. Zooey Deschanel is right in this New Girl TV quote. - I do love desserts but sometimes they don't love me.

Ain't it the truth!!

Fun quote - everything I like is either illegal immoral fattening addictive expensive or impossible :)

For those who shout on Facebook!

OR don't you text at me in that tone of voice.and the old saying "don't you look at me in that tone of voice." Love 'em all.

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My magic watch says you don't have any underwear on. Oh, you do? It must be 15 minutes fast. Pick up lines funny humor

#lifelessons #mistakes #life

"I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure it is a mistake," Amelia smiled.

Hahaha So true. I know.. you're all like WTF!

funny play uno with someone and they hit you with a draw four card quote

A few other things as well but I'm pretty sure only those three people I care about are the ones allowed to know what I care about

Although it's questionable if I ever shut up now!.

so I have an american accent and I never shut up, but I'd talk even more with a british. I'd never stop if I had an Irish accent.

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