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"Life is too short to be serious all the time, so if you can't laugh at yourself, then call me.I'll laugh at you" - Unknown.

I probably already am laughing at you so I might as well laugh with you.

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me.I’ll laugh at you.

Cause your opinion dont matter! I'm a better person!

If you have an opinion about my life, please raise your hand. Now put it over your mouth. Now write 300 times "I will keep my opinions to myself unless someone asks for them.

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Just remember if we get caught, you’re deaf and I don’t speak English.

My likely fate

I would like to think I will die a heroic death but it's more likely I'll trip over my dog and choke on a spoonful of frosting. [substitute "peanut butter" for frosting!

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Funny pictures about I'm going to hell. Oh, and cool pics about I'm going to hell. Also, I'm going to hell.

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That's a sock full of nickels. Not sure what nickles are. I think I know who needs that sock full of nickels.

My head never stops

Yes, penguins do have knees! A penguin’s leg is composed of a short femur, knee, tibia and fibula. The upper leg bones are not visible as they are covered in feathers, giving the penguin the illusion of short legs and no knees. No go the fuck to sleep.

Lolol

Next time someone rings you home phone, test their intelligence by replying with, "hi, can i call you back i'm driving." - if we only had a home phone.

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Yessss

That 'kill me' moment when you think you're done washing the dishes and you turn around and see those pots on the stove. Or ten kiddie cups in random places.especially when the dish washer is full!

Fucker

wtf: When you try your hardest not to be a fucker, but everyone you deal with is a fucker, you end up being a bigger fucker just to outfuck the fuckers.

Epic

I told my friend "before I die I want my last words to be 'I left a million dollars under the." I said "One minute, I have to die first." He said "oh, okay. How long will that take?" I replied "not really sure.

"That moment when you talk to yourself and you start smiling like an idiot because you're just so hilarious"

but I AM hilarious! I crack me up all the time. If anyone ever puts a camera in here I will be put away for laughing at nothing all the time. I cry hard and I laugh hard.

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