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My room is not messy; it is an obstacle course designed to keep me fit. This must be a statement from my oldest son David!

I need to remember this for next time I'm arguing. umm I mean explaining

Uhhh... Yep and then you waste time on Facebook and now on this crazy time-wasting site !!!

This is me at the moment.feel paralyzed by the to-do lists facing me at home and work.

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EVERY week. without fail. Monday Blooz

A great collection of Monday Image Quotes And Sayings. Monday Image Quotes helps us to wish the Day with some Inspirational Sayings which is Image Quotes About Monday.

Seriously!  Liking your own status is ridiculous...and annoys me immensely!  Obviously you like it or you wouldn't feel the need to post it...so don't go "liking" it, it's dumb...REAL DUMB!

this isnt funny the thought of someone high fiving themself energetically! is super funny

it also helps if you remember your phone in the first place

I Can Relate: Checking your phone to see what time it is, and then checking again because you weren't paying attention the first time. I do this ALL THE TIME!

The tiny, short dresses and the short shorts AKA "shanties" (shorts that could be panties) make me want to vomit.

I hate when a girl assumes that since a shirt goes down to the middle of their butt cheeks, that this makes it a dress! And don't get me strayed on girls wearing leggings as pants!

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Blanket on - Too hot. Blanket off - Too cold. One leg out - Perfect. Until the demon from Paranormal Activity grabs your leg and drags you through the hall.

Relatable Post #1931:   I HAVE COME TO THE CONCLUSION THAT DRYER LINT IS THE CREMATED REMAINS OF ALL OF MY MISSING SOCKS.

Dryer lint: Cremated remains of missing socks. So true. More here: 20 Hilarious Funeral Humor Memes // Funny

Therefore.....

I am uncoordinated, therefore.no, I have no idea where that bruise came from. Story of my life!

New life moto? :)

Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. Would depend on what (or who) the sweaty things are, though.

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