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Speaks for itself.

No you make me a sandwich! this is a sham. no woman would ever deny a sandwich making. No you make me a sandwich! Mill Limit this is sham no woman would ever deny sandwich making

hahaha i hate stairs! i could actually take an eye out i swear!!!

I wouldn't call myself a "busty" girl by any means.but definitely do this every morning coming down the stairs.

Seriously, although I understand some ppl have bad experiences from childhood that make them scared or leery, I'm just not sure about anybody that doesn't like dogs.  I mean REALLY?

you don't like dogs? Good luck with your life without a soul yep good luck

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"I don't even give a bother". -PoohBear If pooh bear doesnt give a bother, neither should you!

I am iron man!

Logical proof that female = Iron Man! Iron Man is a female?

Sometimes I get the urge to text you, but then I hear Fat Amy in the back of my mind saying "mmm, better not..."

Sometimes I get the urge to text you, but then I hear Fat Amy in the back of my mind saying "mmm, better not.love the Fat Amy reference

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Funny pictures about If garden gnomes could speak. Oh, and cool pics about If garden gnomes could speak. Also, If garden gnomes could speak.

How I feel today about housework

that takes care of the housework! Via Refresh Your Nest Cleaning Services

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Why are we so unpopular? Because we hate everyone.yup, pretty much sums it up.

if you were home alone in the middle of the night, and you heard a fart...would you laugh or be scared?

I swear this happened to me the other night and I was most definitely scared.

Tina Fey love :)

Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels -- I don't know, you ever put a doughnut in the microwave? Tina gets it!

Bless me father, for I have sinned. I had impure thoughts … but it wasn’t my fault. Blame Tony Goldwyn’s biceps….and his curls.

I stopped believing for a little while this morning // Journey is gonna be so pissed when they find out // ecard

@Kristin Crawford  Majesty and Shit.

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: Adding 'and shit' at the end of a sentence, can make anything sound thug. Example: ' I was playing with my bubbles and shit.

So true. I'm fully capable...just not sure I want to add more shit to the 'to do' list

I hate when people give me encouragement. I feel like saying, "Shut up, I know I can do it, I just don't want to." encouragement funny leave me alone humor