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Yuuup.

Though I oftentimes finding myself telling you to go fuck yourself, anyhow.

I must have worked really hard and accomplished a lot, because I have a lot of stripes.

Earned My Tiger Stripes

Great way to think about stretch marks: "Your body is not ruined. You're a goddamn tiger who earned her stripes!" love this :-)

HaHaHa @Krystal Marley

HaHaHa @Krystal Marley

If you hear this (especially when a strong emphasis is placed on HELL)...you better run.  Or duck.  It's on.

I might have moved to the North and then to the West, but my Southern roots still have me acting like this .

I have a 'what the hell was I thinking' moment every time I see your horrifyingly grammatically incorrect facebook statuses"

add terrible spelling and unnecessary exclamation points and this would be accurate

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