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Funny Thinking of You Ecard: You're always ahead of schedule when it comes to disappointing me.

If I could do it all over again, I would go back to the day we first met and stay home.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: If I could do it all over again, I would most likely go back to the day we first met and stay home.

Yup I’m an asshole

I thought I was a good person until I started to read all these mean ecards & was like 'that's totally me'. Now I see what an asshole I really am.

Today's hairstyle is called "And I didn't brush my teeth either." #Fatigue #ChronicFatigue #Pain #Sore #Stiff #Hurt #Exhausted #Tired #DisabilityNinjas #Disability #ChronicIllness #ChronicPain #InvisibleIllness

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... I feel this way about a lot of stuff ...

No, I'm mad at you AND the situation. I'm mad at you for creating the situation and I'm mad at the situation because its bullshit.

Haha! True.

hahaha so true. The speed in which a woman says 'nothing' when asked 'what's wrong' is inversely proportional to the severity of the shitstorm that's comin.

I told him to whisper something sexy in my ear, so he said "Go Tigers." | Sports/Leagues Ecard | someecards.com

Free and Funny Breakup Ecard: You Play The Victim So Well. I'm Surprised You Don't Carry Around Your Own Body Chalk.

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"When a woman says 'what?' it's not because she didn't hear you. She's giving you a chance to change what you said." - your ecards

I see you've brought your extra spoon to stir up trouble with today. #ecards

I see you've brought your extra large spoon to stir up trouble with today. Some people just like to stir and stir and stir!

Precisely!

so true! Funny Confession Ecard: I don't have a 'honey-do' list. I have a 'I'll freaking do it myself' list. And guess what? Shit gets done.

#funny #humor #inappropriate

Talking to my friend on the phone in public all the time that's why I text

too funny

I'm sorry that I'm having a hard time believing you due to your track record of being a lying liar that constantly lies out of your lying liar hole. Sad but true.and I guess not really funny?

Damn I thought I could munch my way to those rock hard abs

I hate it when you open the fridge & can't find what you were looking for.like happiness & perfect abs.

I am and damn proud of it...

people say im a loudmouth bitch. i dont correct them.

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