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Hahaha, the better question is, will remembering thriller help me trick the zombies into thinking I'm one of them?

Use your geekness

You will soon learn that Mommy is a nerd. One day, I will teach you all about muggles, the one ring, and the ways of the force. My poor future children.

I think this totally describes us haha love it!  @Kristen Nicastle

Always be classy, sassy and a bit smart assy!

Princess Consuela, married to Crap Bag! Hahahahaha

If you don't know who Princess Consuela Bananahammock is, we're not friends. Or Crapbag.

I would probably kill them very slowly and painfully til they bleed <-- posting for that comment

Isabel on

more like drive a girl to murder. i can't stand Dane Cook but this is hilarious.

Without even seeing the movie, Magic Mike needs an Oscar, for the casting alone.

Without even seeing the movie, Magic Mike needs an Oscar, for the casting alone, agreed.

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3 Internet memes you can use in presentations

Parenting - children - funny: Screaming no longer fazes me. I now only get up for children at the sound of broken glass or the smell of smoke.

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