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everyyyyy morningggggg.

Aside from the language, this makes me laugh every time. Funny Baby Ecard: "You may think you're being cute by waking up at the ass crack of dawn, but just remember.one day you will be a teenager, and payback sucks.

SOOOO true. Those first few days and weeks were so rough haha

"Make sure you sleep when baby sleeps." Great advice, should I clean when baby cleans and cook when baby cooks too? -------- some ecards. new mom. no shit sherlock. let me find the time.

HAHA! This is all too true.Third trimester pregnancy ecard.

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You know you're in your third trimester when you drop something on the floor and walk away muttering fuck it - Pregnancy Humor -

Made Me Laugh. | A Cup of Jo. hahah! I bet a lot of parents think this! hehe!

Made Me Laugh

Funny Family Ecard: You're making it difficult for me to be the parent I always imagined I would be.

Duct tape Kids = Silence ....... I'm Joking, they are locked in a shed.

Free and Funny Family Ecard: Duct tape + Kids = Silence . I'm Joking, they are locked in a shed

Funny Family Ecard: My children keep screaming, 'MOM!' at me, so I changed my name to 'Shit' and they're not allowed to swear.

This is so my mom. Frequent quote when I was a kid: "Mama mama mama honey honey honey, all I ever hear! I'm gonna change my name to shit and the first person to say it gets their ass busted!

Have a nice day...

Bahaha everyday at work! Change to read 'I have to remember that the .

So you're 10 and have a laptop, iPhone, and an iPad. When I was 10 I had one thing to play with called Outside. That's what your fat little ass is playing with today. | Family Ecard

Funny Family Ecard: So you're 10 and have a laptop, iPhone, and an iPad. When I was 10 I had one thing to play with called Outside. That's what your fat little ass is playing with today.

Funny Family Ecard: Then, I told him, I just need to go to Target real quick. Be back in 10 minutes. Hahahah, and he believed me.....

Funny Family Ecard: Then, I told him, I just need to go to Target real quick. Be back in 10 minutes. Hahahah, and he believed me.

this is funny bc i am suppose to be cleaning.. and instead Kristina and I went to stock up on alcohol and wine. for cheap prices lol bahaha

Funny Encouragement Ecard: Today, Ill be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying all my shit with Febreeze.

Funny Family Ecard: If you are going to scream like that, you better be on fire with a stick in your eye.

My daughter doesn't do that shit. And parents that allow their kids to.well I will light you on fire and put a stick in your eye!

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