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The dressed super nice all the time, do the adventurous things I think of doing someday but if I were rich, could do now.

Monday Dare: This one may kill me. Nice knowing you. | Flourish in Progress

random side note: whoever created this ecard stole it from (?

Can I help you? No, I just stood in line for 30 minutes so I could say 'Hi.' #custserv

Free and Funny Thanks Ecard: Can I help you? No, I just stood in line for 30 minutes so I could say

... I feel this way about a lot of stuff ...

No, I'm mad at you AND the situation. I'm mad at you for creating the situation and I'm mad at the situation because its bullshit.

Funny!

story of my life, we're friends because we judge. it's our thing, some people shop, we judge.

#funny #humor #inappropriate

Talking to my friend on the phone in public all the time that's why I text

This is wayyy too similar to how I've been feeling lately! lol

The number of times I think "shut the fuck up" while people are talking to me is getting out of hand.

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Funny Family Ecard: Sometimes I look at my husband and think. You are one lucky son of a bitch.

I love you, but the next time you include me on a group text message I will straight up punch you in the face.

I love you, but the next time you include me on a group text message I will straight up punch you in the face. I HATE group texts, so DON'T send me ANY!

FRIDAY!!! @brittneynikkole @talltiff

Fluent in six languages . profanity, music lyrics, movie quotes, sarcasm, sexual innuendos and real talk <<<so true it's not funny!

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