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Some days my kids can do no wrong. Other days I understand why some animals eat their young.

If parenthood came with a GPS it would mostly just say RECALCULATING! Rent homeschool curriculum and save!

Crap. I’ll try better tomorrow

PS--Three-year-olds are terrible drivers, no matter how badly you need a nap right now.

When you haven't worn makeup in a week and you put mascara on and you're like ... move over Beyonce. Mama's back.

When you haven't worn makeup in a week and you put mascara on and you're like . move over Beyonce. Mama's back. Totally how I feel when I go to work one day a week!

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