Psychic paper in books. My books would have more hot dudes doing romantic yet dangerous things than they do. Though I do believe that is the reason some people don't read - they just don't have the imagination.
I thought of that joke every time I saw the word fetus in my FCS book. EVERY DAMN TIME. "Poor eating habits can place the fetus deletus at risk for serious health problems." ------ I love the last one, witch movies/book is that from?