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I’m not really a control freak… Ish. This is for my mother and grandmother. Must be a generational thing Foresman

There are eight ways of contacting me through my phone that don't involve me having to talk to you. Use one of those.

I die a little each time my phone rings. Hate talking on the phone

Ok, I can't help but post this....feel the burn or feel my bumper. haha.

"Listen, if I am going to stop my car in the middle of the street to let you cross, you had better hustle & wave, dammit! Feel the burn or feel my bumper." - YOUR ECARDS - funny

I hate talking on the phone. Texting is the best way to get ahold of me.

Before calling me, ask yourself "Is this textable? I hate talking on the phone! Unless it's like my mom or grandparent's lol

Funny Workplace Ecard: I'm not judgmental. I just have excellent assessment skills.

Skill Level: Master Judging and assessing are TWO different things. I assess well.

Scrolling for birth year

Nothing makes me feel old like having to scroll down to find my birth year.

Some days I wish I had a crappy education so your grammar wouldnt bother me so much.

Funny Cry for Help Ecard: Some days I wish I had a crappy education so your grammar wouldnt bother me so much.

We'll have this conversation again after you've changed out of your sassy pants. | Thinking Of You Ecard | someecards.com

Totally gonna start using this. I actually own pants that say sassy pants! They fuel my sass!

You are about to exceed the limits of my medication!

You are about to exceed the limits of my medication. Aka you are the original reason I am on medication

I'm not crying because I'm sad. I'm crying because I want to punch you in the fucking face but I can't.

Free and Funny Cry For Help Ecard: I'm not crying because I'm sad. I'm crying because I want to punch you in the fucking face but I can't.

Pss, I know what your text meant even with the misspelled word. No need to send another text with correctly spelled word. I'm just that smart.

Free and Funny News Ecard: Pss, I know what your text meant even with the misspelled word. No need to send another text with correctly spelled word. I'm just that smart.

This has been my attitude for the past several months, and now it's bathing suit season.. Try again next year? Lol.

Diet starts when the brownies and Funyons are gone. Oh, and it is wrong to waste food. Pretty much my life.

Bless me with patience. Not opportunities to be patient, I've had plenty of those and they don't seem to be working. The actual patience. Adams Adams O Yes please the actual patience!

And have babies whenever our husbands (guess they expect us to be heterosexual too) want us to

We've given up on having it all, and yet...

Free and Funny Reminders Ecard: I missed the memo that said we ladies are now expected not only to hold down jobs but also to knit, craft, and bake from scratch again all while having washboard abs.

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