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Fall in love with someone who makes you laugh or you're gonna be really fuckin bored when you're 80 years old, with a broken hip, and sex is impossible.

Fall in love with someone who makes you laugh or you're gonna be really fuckin bored when you're 80 years old, with a broken hip, and sex is impossible.

Not today Satan. Not today.

Jon: "remember that time." always a sexual escapade. but all I remember is the 7 whores you fucked in the 11 years we were together ~

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