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my red solo cup!

Red Solo Cup, I fill you up. I love you Red Solo Cup I life you up. Proceed to party!

seriously.

I wish my FRIEND's houses were connected to mine via secret tunnels. (That would be awesome!

I need to remember this for next time I'm arguing. umm I mean explaining

<3

Chocolate doesn't ask silly questions chocolate understands. I could use some chocolate right now.

Haha! Change 'school' to 'work' and this is sad but so true.

So true but at work not school. If I was in a quiet classroom I would def go to sleep. Good thing I work with kids!

Never

My brother told me aliens and monsters lived under the bed.then the next morning I stuck my led off and hit the dog's leg and thought it was a monster's leg.from then on i would crawl to the end of the bed and take a flying leap out of my room :D

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"I love you more than yesterday. Yesterday you really pissed me off." Sign in Funny Things

I do this all the time

Do this all the time when I was little because I just watch a scary movie. But now scary movies don't bother me. I think that they are funny as hell but still to this day. I Run up the stairs do no one will kill me

it also helps if you remember your phone in the first place

I Can Relate: Checking your phone to see what time it is, and then checking again because you weren't paying attention the first time. I do this ALL THE TIME!

When you see someone in public that you really don't want to talk to...

I'm so anti-social

This is so me . at the grocery store, walmart or pretty much anywhere on the weekends running errands.

i HATE voicemail

Oh this is soooo true! Really need me, text me. The annoying icon is the only reason I check voicemail!

That grampy would have been toast without that comma.

Funny pictures about Save a person's life. Oh, and cool pics about Save a person's life. Also, Save a person's life.

story of my life (or as scarlett would've said, "i'll think about it tomorrow.")

I have so much to do that I am going to bed - Seb Lester. So true!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...exactly what I think everytime I stick my leg out from underneath the blanket! Sad but true lol

Funny Quotes

Blanket on - Too hot. Blanket off - Too cold. One leg out - Perfect. Until the demon from Paranormal Activity grabs your leg and drags you through the hall.

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