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Wouldn't it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for 10 minutes and come out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller?


When I go live there, this will pretty much be our life, with added teaching and him gigging places with his rockabilly band. Do you get that readers? My LIFE! He's shared the Texan way with me and there's no going back to UK living now 😂

Arguing With A Woman

Arguing with a woman is like reading the Software License Agreement. In the end, you ignore everything and cluck I agree.

Finally it's right! Someone else had said, "If you've ever washed your hands ten times in one day, gone back to check you locked the car three times in five minutes or been unable to concentrate on what the teacher was saying because he didn't rub ALL the chalk off the board near the edges ... then you'll totally understand this :)". Yep, CDO.

I have CDO. It's like OCD but all the letter are in alphabetical order .

Who doesn't?!

lol i thought i was the only one that did this. instead it's a hip bump.