This reminds me of when I was in high school. A very well liked classmate was diagnosed with cancer and a lot of kids shaved their head in support. Turns out he didn't need the types of treatment that cause hair loss. He ended up being cured, and the one with hair, while his friends were bald.
I like to see the good side in a bad situation. Whenever I run into a spiderweb I just pretend I crossed the finish line for a race I didn't know I entered. Hard to throw up from fear when you're too busy being a fucking champion.