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Seriously! :) -- I really do freeze mine in containers and add to spaghetti sauces and soups.

'Someone was telling me they make ice cubes out of left over wine. I was confused. What's left over wine?

you're a bitch...  and I guess I'm a dick...

Funny Encouragement Ecard: maybe people would stop thinking that you're such a bitch if you stopped being such a bitch.

This is me when I'm on the phone with insurance companies.  Ugh!

It's just that what you said was so goddam stupid that I think I slipped into a coma for a few minutes!

something to think about

Free and Funny News Ecard: Birth control pills should really be made for men. It makes more sense to unload a gun than to shoot a bulletproof vest.

"If you don't like Johnny Depp, go away, nobody likes you."

When god made me. Insert true story meme here. when God made me. I' ll add 3 tablespoons ouch of computer addicted and socially awkward.

Soooo screwed!

This made me giggle. Post yours! - Page 6

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"Oh I'll wake up and wash/blow dry/straighten my hair" . "I'll wake up early to shave my legs" . "If I go to bed now, I'll wake up early to finish this homework" . Alarm goes off: "Oh well, maybe I'll wake up early tomorrow to do it"



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Sums up why I need my phone.

sooo true it's sad. Before cell phones I knew everybody's phone number by heart, now I'm lucky if I remember my own haha