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it's five o'clock somewhere, but it's three o'clock here and i want to die - Google Search

This someecard is me.except: It's 4 o'clock somewhere, but it's 1 o'clock here and I want to die.

So true! Haha

I was dieting until…

Yep, so true before but now Im like oh snap is that cake? Nom nom nom , and then Im like, "Grrrrrr" as I work that cake off

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I told someone something similar to this a while ago. I hate folding laundry!

Eat your lettuce and be sad. Ha. So true.

People don't want to hear about your diet. Just shut up, eat your lettuce, and be sad. Hehehe, it is why I try to shut up about it!

Foam Run? Color Run? Mud Run? I say we stick to Liquor Store Runs. In a car.

Foam Run? Color Run? Mud Run? I say we stick to Liquor Store Runs. In a car. I loved the mud run but this is funny!

I don't know, pink camo is just so tough...

Thats funny! I do have a Cabela's black baseball cap that has pink camo, so don't get mad. I am not a hypocrite just know how to laugh even at myself :)

Talking on the phone to someone who has kids is like talking to someone with Tourettes.

Talking on the phone to someone who has kids is like talking to someone with Tourettes. I am the person with tourettes.

If it even lasts that long!!

Free and Funny News Ecard: Don't you just love those 12 seconds when all the laundry is done.

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