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Watkins - just thought this one was funny! Bitch please! I'd have to drop 10 IQ points, sleep with 100 more men, and look like a cracked out clown whore, to be like you.


If a woman is bad at parking, it's only because she is constantly lied to about what 8 inches is.

Free and Funny Workplace Ecard: No really, I love taking time out of my busy schedule to explain something that should be common knowledge to a person in your position who gets paid more than me.

Seriously...I do this. Lol

Seriously...I do this. Lol

Something tells me this will be any guy that I date and break up with from now on to his next girlfriend. Lol

I can actually hear your words being misspelled while you are speaking to me - Quote - Amen - Pet Peeve -

Every time I see your sexy face I just want to sit on it.

Funny Flirting Ecard: You had me at 'Lets go to Disney World'. My husband proposed to me on our second date (the day after our first date) standing in line for tix at Disney World. We have been married almost 27 years AWWWWW!

You know who you are! You can't turn a hoe into a housewife!   Everything comes full circle!

Humor ecard: Eenie meenie miny moe You aint nothing but a hoe You think you're cute You think you're classy Newsflash girl You're fricken nasty LMAO terribly funny and accurate


I look at people sometimes and think… Really? That’s the sperm that won?

So sad that it is true

SO TRUE! Parents please start being parents. This world is full of selfish people and kids thinking they are entitled to EVERYTHING! If you are going to have kids, then be the parent, not the friend!

Fuck Yeah Funny E-Cards!

Funny Confession Ecard: Today I found a penny, it reminded me of you. Worthless and found in everyone's pants. (reminds me of a few).

I find this to be true. Remember that if you give someone enough of rope, they'll hang themselves!

This is the truth if I've ever heard it! Miserable ppl dont want to be happy and when two find each other, well hell more power to 'em! Funny tho how they'll find ways to blame their misery on others.