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If i were a doctor I would just walk around prescribing this to everyone. I found a special medication for your bitching. his called Shut "The Fuck Llp. shut the fuck up Special medication doctor prescribe bitching

Replace "Mommy" with "AK" and yup. Goes for dealing with men too..

Just listen to Mommy! someecards yarnvixen Just listen to Mommy! someecards Just listen to Mommy!

Grammar: the difference between knowing your shit and knowing youre shit. http://media-cache4.pinterest.com/upload/221591244135526889_f8lBt3om_f.jpg pattypower04 teaching ideas

Grammar With Rachel

Vino baby

Free and Funny Friendship Ecard: If I ever go missing, I would like my photo put on wine bottles instead of milk cartons. This way my friends will know to look for me. Create and send your own custom Friendship ecard.

Yes! It's YOUR problem, not MINE :)

Funny Cry for Help Ecard: Since I'm unable to have an original thought of my own, I will just share every annoying graphic that pops up! Like or Share if you agree.

For FAT UGLY ROTTEN CROTCH GARBAGE HOEs. No one will ever marry your FAT UGLY NASTY LOW CLASS PIG LARD NASTIE ASS

Funny Thinking of You Ecard: I'm not saying you're a slut, but you've put more balls in your mouth than the Hungry Hungry Hippos.

Haha! True.

hahaha so true. The speed in which a woman says 'nothing' when asked 'what's wrong' is inversely proportional to the severity of the shitstorm that's comin.

Working with students. It's difficult... not to slap them.

Irrational sense of entitlement. Today's generation was born with their hand out.

Reasons i haven't committed a murder today

So unbelievably true. If prison was out of the picture: murder. Murder EVERYWHERE.

Here is a funny for short ppl

Short People: God only lets things grow until they're perfect. Some of us didn't take as long as others! Finally I get why I am short

WHEN SOMEONE SAYS "STOP" I NEVER KNOW IF...

When someone says "STOP" I never know if it's in the name of love, hammer time or if I am supposed to collaborate and listen. So funny

Do you buy your pants on sale? Because at my house they would be 100% off.

the lesbian couple that live a block or two over who have the landscaping that i love - one of their cars is COVERED in bumper stickers.so so funny! one of us is going to need to buy an electric car and get a bunch of bumper stickers.

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