I can't stand voicemail. If you leave me a long message then you can't be angry if I don't call you back because I know I have already heard your complete conversation. Text me or hang up and I am smart enough to return the call.
Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown.It only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and BITCH-SLAP that motherf*? upside the head!