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I'm never going to get back to my original weight. I mean seriously, 7 lb and 6 oz is not very realistic is it?

Frieda is a character in the comic strip Peanuts by Charles Schulz.

"People Always Expect More of You When You Have Naturally Curly Hair", Peanuts, December I got my curls from my mother. Blessed now , but cursed them for many years

But we only have enough sauce for 5 of you. SO ME! I rock at cooking but hang it up with measuring pasta. Leftovers anyone?

Seriously! :) -- I really do freeze mine in containers and add to spaghetti sauces and soups.

'Someone was telling me they make ice cubes out of left over wine. I was confused. What's left over wine?

Reminds me of sooo many people I know (especially those ten and under :)

I need to remember this for next time I'm arguing. umm I mean explaining

I've come to the conclusion the dryer lint is the cremains of all those lost socks.

Dryer lint: Cremated remains of missing socks. So true. More here: 20 Hilarious Funeral Humor Memes // Funny

Would love to do this!

Funny things to do in an elevator.don't know that I could ever do this but it's funny

Fair warning: Asking dumbass questions will only get you smartass responses that will leave you thinking I'm a complete asshole. Now what did you need to ask me?

Fair warning: Asking dumbass questions will only get you smartass responses that will leave you thinking I'm a complete asshole.

Child proof house ...

I child-proofed my house but they still get in. Refrigerator Magnet - I child proofed my house but they still get in - Shop By Slogan

I forget too. One night it was like 7:00 and I said "ok I'm gonna eat in 10 minutes". 10 minutes later I'm still on the couch so I tell myself "ok in 30 minutes I'll eat". I forgot. I literally went to bed in that time. I remembered when I woke up that I forgot to eat dinner.

I really laughed out loud on this one! This skinny girl just told me she "forgets" to eat? I just licked her face in case it's contagious ~ Joke All You Can

So very true...

You Need More Sleep

Funny pictures about Dear sleep. Oh, and cool pics about Dear sleep. Also, Dear sleep.

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