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I'm never going to get back to my original weight. I mean seriously, 7 lb and 6 oz is not very realistic is it?

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Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes 5 years in a row.

Its true

It's so funny how exercise helps you live longer because whenever I exercise, it makes me feel like I am dying!

I wish it was THAT easy....siiigh.  Guess I will go to the gym instead.

Girl scout cookie season always messes with my plan. Self control needs to be worked on, obviously lol

Keep my girls!

Keep my girls!

friday night

It’s Friday Night!

I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes 5 years in a row. This made me laugh so hard

A good man and wine.....just call me Wonder Woman at that point!!!

A good man can make you feel sexy, strong and able to take on the world. oh sorry, that's wine, wine does that.

Seriously!!

I can't stand voicemail. If you leave me a long message then you can't be angry if I don't call you back because I know I have already heard your complete conversation. Text me or hang up and I am smart enough to return the call.

bitch slap quotes | Bitch Slap a fool | Quotes & Things

Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown.It only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and BITCH-SLAP that motherf*? upside the head!

So True :(

Be Honest…

Be honest if people could hear what you are thinkingyou would be in a mental hospital funny quote - Collection Of Inspiring Quotes, Sayings, Images

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