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Free and Funny Congratulations Ecard: As all our friends start popping out babies, let's go celebrate our empty wombs with frozen margaritas.

Funny Friendship Ecard: I just knew we'd be friends forever from the moment I discovered that you also have no filter for your bitchy and sarcastic thoughts. so this explains our friendship to a T

♡ true!

Pretty much sums it up, except I don't like Starbucks or wine and girls nights are annoying haha

Maybe people would stop thinking you're such a bitch if you stopped being such a bitch

Free and Funny Friendship Ecard: I know you're my best friend because I'd shank a bitch for you.

wish this wasn't true!

When your best friend is pregnant and you realize you won't have kids at the same time as planned. In fact, at your rate hers will babysit yours. - I don't compete with my friends. I think this idea is really cool if I should have kids.

This is one reason we're friends. We understand each others love for wine. @Lauren McGregor Downs

A girl's best friend Haha Funny Friendship Ecard: A good friend brings over a bottle of wine to share. A best friend brings two.

Funny Friendship Ecard: We're best friends because everyone else fucking sucks.

Funny Friendship Ecard: We're best friends because everyone else fucking sucks.

Holiday cookie swap, my ass. I'd rather have a cocktail swap. Same calories, cleaner kitchen!

Funny Seasonal Ecard: Holiday cookie swap, my ass. I'd rather have a cocktail swap.

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