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I've known a few people in my time, shoot. I am a few people in my time lol

The trash goes out? I WISH it took itself out.

People imply that I don't LIKE to leave the house. Not true ~ It's just that by the time I get dressed and ready I hurt too much and am too worn out to leave.

Pinterest.    SO TRUE.

Baha so true

pinterest reminds me how hungry, poor, and unstylish I am.

hungry, poor and unstylish.

Let me check the refrigerator again, I want to see if food magically appeared.

Ba ha ha - there were days I thought this in the beginning!

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Im not gossiping.I'm just sharing opinions aboit other ppls life choices!

I tried to throat punch you via text but there's no app for that. I looked. Twice.

Free and Funny Breakup Ecard: I tried to throat punch you via text but there's no app for that. I looked.

I actually do play with bubbles!!!

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: Adding 'and shit' at the end of a sentence, can make anything sound thug. Example: ' I was playing with my bubbles and shit.

haha the struggle is real! I usually go for the pj's!

Simple Joys

Funny Weekend Ecard: That awkward moment when you take a shower in the middle of the day and you're not sure whether to put on regular clothes or pajama's. *Always choose pajamas!

Funny Encouragement Ecard: Women are angels. When someone breaks our wings, we simply continue to fly. Usually on a broomstick. We're flexible like that.

I love this and then when you fly on the broomstick will you be a Witch or Bitch?

The camel called...haha thanks Colleen,  always the best ones from you! Careful girls when you wear those tiny shorts, specially when your man legs are too big for them.

Funny Courtesy Hello Ecard: The camel called. he wants his toe back.

Funnies Thread Part 2 - Page 58

Funnies Thread Part 2 - Page 58

Funny Confession Ecard: I only seem to remember I want to lose weight AFTER eating 7 cookies.

Huh-larious

Funny Reminders Ecard: I hate when cashiers ask, 'Will that be it for you?' Um no, I'd like all this invisible shit, too.

I end a sentence with 'just saying' because ending the sentence with 'dumbass' would be offensive.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I end a sentence with 'just saying' because ending the sentence with 'dumbass' would be offensive.

Once you hate someone everything they do is offensive. Look at this bitch eating those crackers like she owns the place.

Funny Confession Ecard: Once you hate someone, everything they do is offensive. 'Look at this bitch eating those crackers like she owns the place.

Ok this made me laugh. First of all if a guy says he doesnt want to see you and you do it anyways, it is called stalking!! I just think some of these are funny.

Alright I get that but the whole punching thing if your kinda wimpy it won't get you guys who are just friends they want a girl who can play video games and sports without complaining<<yea is very true for me.

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