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Can't stop this. .... Unless you act upon it with equal and opposite force.

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Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless. So lets make this one count!

The odds are ...... I don't like, very, very rarely do I say this word, but this is just so me... You betcha

Unless of course some asshole has pissed me off, then my last words will be: "GO FUCK YOURSELF!

36 Funny Quotes Sarcasm

36 Funny Quotes Sarcasm


It only takes one slow walking person in the grocery store to destroy the illusion that I'm a nice person.

Give it to 'em GOOD.

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