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:) It's always best to be me

Funny pictures about I pretend to be normal. Oh, and cool pics about I pretend to be normal. Also, I pretend to be normal.

Vendela - Enjoy!

Carrie : "I don't need therapy, I have you guys !" Samantha : "We're just as fucked up as you are. It's like the blind leading the blind." - Sex and the City

Anytime.

What sleep?I'm not Sleeping Beauty.I need my beauty sleep to be alert&healthy&have energy to do my things. There will be other men&opportunities desperados/Speedy Gonzalezes/hasty people. I'm not rushing into anything.

I want this printed out all fancy and hung someone! Lol

Funny Quote - Cleaning is just putting stuff in less obvious places or like my husband, cleans the garage and puts the "stuff" in the living room and not where it belongs

True love

Love is when someone asks for a starburst and you give them a pink or a red one. Brief acquaintance is when you ask for a starburst and you give them an orange one. Pure hatred is when someone asks you for a starburst and you give them a yellow one.

"I heard you're a player. Nice to meet you, I'm a coach." This is hilarious. I have been happily out of the game for a while, but great line lmao

Soooo true...

Story of my life lol those days I go to work and say "if I look bad it's cuz I didn't look in the mirror yet"

Haha....sometimes I do feel this way.

I hope you step on a Lego! Huge insult if you've ever actually stepped on one!

Sometimes, I think,'One day I'm going to roll my eyes so far I'll go blind.' There is just so much STUPID in this world.

This is so me lol. I "roll my eyes out loud" all the time!

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BFF ♥ I like you because you join in on my weirdness =) - Don't you have weird friends? Sometimes Cajah joins in or some of the guild ladies when they let their hair down. I guess I'm the ring leader and the weirdest of the group.

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