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biggest pet peeve when people interrupt the middle of your sentence.

I love how coffee tricks me into think I'm in a good mood for about 27 minutes

I love how coffee tricks me into thinking I'm in a good mood for about 27 minutes. Dump A Day Funny Pictures Of The Day - 90 Pics

Everything Paleo!

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I'd do anything to lose except eat healthy and work out.

Voicemail Reality

I hate voicemails. I don't have a voicemail box for this reason. Either text me or I'll see that you called and call back when I get a chance.

Dangerous

Free and Funny Sports Ecard: I exercised once, but found I was allergic to it. My skin flushed and my heart raced. I got sweaty and short of breath. Very dangerous.

Funny sign

oh, I offended you with my opinion? you should hear the ones I keep to myself.

I know two people at work who definitely need one of these high-fives and I'd be glad to administer them :) Don't worry friends.....not any of you...that's why you're my friends ....duh!

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Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. There are a couple of people I can think of.

this is my husband lol

"A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house." Although mine usually does clean the house too:)

My give a damn is busted

shoot pack lunch dinner breakfast for the next day because its going to take a long while funny ecard

@Jackie Godbold Rivera, I thought of your mom's "where do babies come from" answer when I saw this! LOL

I look at people sometimes and think… Really? That’s the sperm that won?

LOL don't we all!

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: Every time I get the urge to clean. I watch Hoarders. and I decide my house isn't that dirty after all!

If you want to go running with me you better be prepared to walk a lot

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to go running with me , you ’d better be prepared to walk a lot

No your just a cunt and a whore

A pet peeve of mine. the complaints of a run ragged stay at home mom. try being a single mother with a full time job. Or just a mother with a full time job. I've done both and can tell you which is more difficult.

Lesson two: See lesson one.

I read this as "trust people who HAVE big butts" and that excited me. because I have a big butt.

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