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Pretty much my life story

When your best friend is pregnant and you realize you won't have kids at the same time as planned. In fact, at your rate hers will babysit yours. - I don't compete with my friends. I think this idea is really cool if I should have kids.

Oh wait, that's just Luke Bryan! -- what do you mean JUST?! he is the perfect man!

Free, Flirting Ecard: A perfect man will only be drunk on me, will allow me to crash his party and never wants this night to end. Oh wait, that's just Luke Bryan

Luke Bryan!  Hahaha @Ashley Walters Walters Dixon @Emily Schoenfeld Schoenfeld Day

LUKE BRYAN I know i said Chris Young was the most attractive man in country music, but I've recently realized that I am mistaken. Luke Bryan is the sexiest man in country music.

It's always a happy thing.

Luke Bryan, I wouldn't just get drunk on you. I'd get hammered.hahah cheers to that ;

lmfao. this is fantastic (although I may not have the hugest knockers, but hey)

Quote: Two things i know for certain in my life. I have big boobs My taste in music is wonderful

Oh yeah....and have monthly periods, grow and push out babies,drop them off at day care, pick them up from daycare, work out, eat well, feed the family, have a sex life, keep the house clean and YOU KNOW the list goes on and on....

Free and Funny Reminders Ecard: I missed the memo that said we ladies are now expected not only to hold down jobs but also to knit, craft, and bake from scratch again all while having washboard abs.

The big sisters are the dangerous ones. We protect our "baby bears"

If you mess with the little sister, there is always a bigger crazier. I'm that bigger crazier sister

Bahaha

I actually do this!didn't realize this was an OCD thing. I thought it was common sense. I thought everybody did!

I finished eating my cookies before I finished drinking my milk, so clearly I need some more cookies.

In this pin you find my husband's thoughts on life. "And if you run out of milk while still eating a cookie, you clearly need some more milk." -quote from my husband

Dear Santa, The only thing I want for Christmas is to wake up and find Luke Bryan in my stocking.

Free and Funny Christmas Season Ecard: Dear Santa, The only thing I want for Christmas is to wake up and find Luke Bryan in my stocking.

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