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You know your life has changed when going to the grocery store by yourself is a vacation- Motherhood

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Funny Friendship Ecard: I don't care what you think of me. Unless you think I am awesome. In which case, you are right.

Haha! True.

hahaha so true. The speed in which a woman says 'nothing' when asked 'what's wrong' is inversely proportional to the severity of the shitstorm that's comin.

TRUE LOVE... is picking a gigantic booger that isn't even yours.

Totally made me think of Kenzi "Mommy has a boogie in her nose. David has a boogie in his nose.

All these 9 year olds with iPhones, iPads, and laptops. When I was 9, I felt cool with my new markers.

All these 9 year olds with iPhones, iPads, and laptops. When I was I felt cool with my new markers. The crayon box with the built-in sharpener was the hippest thing ever invented back then

Emily understands me so much more than the safe amount on this

Sometimes when people are talking to me, I daydream about what they would do if I suddenly punched them right in the face. - only certain people I have to deal with on a daily basis.

Kids with attitudes

If my future children are half as stubborn as I am, I will be saying this to them

Funny Family Ecard: I solemnly swear to be the best mother I can be.. until you mess with my kids. Then I swear I will be the biggest redneck ass whippin momma you ever met!

Funny Family Ecard: I solemnly swear to be the best mother I can be. until you mess with my kids. Then I swear I will be the biggest redneck ass whippin momma you ever met! Its my mom except less redneck still alot of evil

Hahaha sone people can make me do this others I won't go to the level that they are on!!!

google: oswaldtwistle flies waste fire negligence… shhhhhhhh!!!!!! pass it on :o) ARTHUR MORGAN?

Rottenecards - Don't underestimate me darling, I can go from Lady to Ghetto in seconds, especially if you mess with my husband and kids

I dont have a "honey-do" list...

so true! Funny Confession Ecard: I don't have a 'honey-do' list. I have a 'I'll freaking do it myself' list. And guess what? Shit gets done.

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So very true! Funny Family Ecard: When a woman says 'what?' it's not because she didn't hear you. She's giving you a chance to change what you said. My husband still repeats himself, I'm like, "oh I heard you perfectly!

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