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@Ginnava Hooft

Dear Alcohol, we had a deal where you would make me funnier, smarter & a better dancer. I saw the video. We need to talk.


I know some ppl like this. Lemme catch one of them trying to roast marshmallows on my fire. I'll give them a BIG HUG so we can roast together.

"Listen, if I am going to stop my car in the middle of the street to let you cross, you had better hustle & wave, dammit! Feel the burn or feel my bumper." - YOUR ECARDS - funny

It's one of my worst vices... (sigh)  Damn.

I think I use gosh darn and meanie head,.well "meanie pants" more than swearing these days. cause swearing might make you feel validated, "meanie pants" will make you smile and laugh again and forget why you were upset in the first place.

Music in car

"turning down the music in your car when looking for a street sign because yout hink it will somehow make you see it better." Bahaha Did this yesterday .

car quotes - Google pretraživanje

Yes, my baby birds died.but I couldn't help but giggle at this. Baby birds don't poop on cars, only in the nest :)


Funny Police Traffic Speed Limit Sign Joke Picture Quote - Yes officer, I did see the speed limit sign, I just didn't see you


Blanket on - Too hot. Blanket off - Too cold. One leg out - Perfect. Until the demon from Paranormal Activity grabs your leg and drags you through the hall.

feeling ugly, or stupid, or broke.....

So funny! Sad thing is i am one of those people who make u feel better! I dont usually care what i look like when i go to walmart!

I definitely thought that was true when I was a little kid!

My brother told me aliens and monsters lived under the bed.then the next morning I stuck my led off and hit the dog's leg and thought it was a monster's leg.from then on i would crawl to the end of the bed and take a flying leap out of my room :D


I should be dead about a million times over, for all the chain letters and emails and texts that I've received and NEVER forwarded one. So I find this HILARIOUS! They are like Blackmail, Guilt, Fear letters.