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Sarcasm vs. Diplomacy  ...Diplomacy = Like a Sir

Sarcasm vs. Diplomacy

Gotta up my diplomacy score. Wonder if it's one of my character-skills?

You can say that again, about Republicans

Some people really do have bad luck when it comes to thinking. I'm just gonna go with this.

Google Voice Mistaken Identity Leads to Epic Exchange

Google Voice Mistaken Identity Leads to Epic Exchange

I too, have a bad case of the manboobs. Except they aren't manboobs.

I'm not sarcastic...

I'm not sarcastic...

This is EXACTLY why Shawn & I get along...i have NO idea what he's saying and I keep agreeing!!

That's my life a lot of the time now that I live in Australia. All the Aussie accents are tough to understand at times.especially when they talk fast!

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: I wish Kristen Stewart was in this movie... ...said no one ever.

SO TRUE. Do not like Kristen Stewart. I read somewhere that people thought she should be the main in 50 Shades. Seriously she will ruin it if they do.

Mustache stuff :{D lol

Hahaha, I laughed out loud. I hate when you offer someone a sincere compliment on their mustache and suddenly she's not your friend anymore.

planetas pecados - Pesquisa Google

planetas pecados - Pesquisa Google

I love long walks on the beach

I love this! I love long walks on the beach with my girlfriend, until the LSD wears off and I realize I'm just dragging a stolen mannequin around a Wendy's parking lot.

Y'all aint gonna believe this shit...

Funny pictures about Southern Fairy Tales. Oh, and cool pics about Southern Fairy Tales. Also, Southern Fairy Tales.

Zo'n dag...

Today is one of those days where my middle finger is the perfect answer to every question.

'Bout sums it up.

I am too good for Walmart, and I love Target. Classier people shop at Target.

Have to buy one.

Have to buy one.