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I was not, am not and never will be a runner even though I can picture a young, thin me in a really cute running outfit, ipod plugged into my ears and long ponytail swinging from side to side. Alas, I am not a runner.

That would be how I usually get into trouble!

if only I could stop walking on eggshells with some people and say the things I know everyone else is thinking too. but walking on eggshells about as well. funny enough, my husband truly practices this and does it perfectly.

LOL.....I don't even close mine cuz of my paranoia!!!

Ummm yep, sometimes that is me at night. because there's TOTALLY a murderer lurking in the shower.

I love my pets!

Free, Confession Ecard: I show affection for my pets by holding them against me and whispering "I love you" repeatedly while they struggle to break free.

Omg I hateee to run!

funny quotes ecards running with you clown chasing us bloody knife margaritas finish line

OMGish!! LOL!! My ribs are hurting!!!

Funny pictures about Money can't buy me happiness. Oh, and cool pics about Money can't buy me happiness. Also, Money can't buy me happiness.

extra minutes.

vintage I finally figured out my body type. it's hourglass with Extra minutes

Over and over!!

why do the want dinner every night. Story of my life: I hate cooking!

Hahaha...this is totally me! I love to walk fast and hit the elliptical, but mercy I hate to run! ~bzb

I never run with scissors...

"I'm too pretty to work." Plus my husband told me the other day that he doesn't want me to go back to work.