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I know what the problem is

Haha this is so true! Anth is one of few people I will actually talk to. I HATE talking on the phone.

Maybe not right away. I mean, this does qualify as one of the only two acceptable reasons to run.

True Story, bro.

If I ever had to run for my life, I would probably die. HAHAH My husband told me this yesterday. He yelled RUN SAVE YOURSELF and i looked back to see what we were running from first! He said running is your death trap uummm yup

too funny

I'm sorry that I'm having a hard time believing you due to your track record of being a lying liar that constantly lies out of your lying liar hole. Sad but true.and I guess not really funny?

INFP and other intraverts...we are social butterflies but anxiety keeps us from being among large crowds. Give me a room of 50 people and I'll know every one, but I'll only pay attention to 3. Room of 100, I'm out the door.

Introvert problems, I got 'em. Story of my life.few people that don't fall into that nah category

Reasons i haven't committed a murder today

So unbelievably true. If prison was out of the picture: murder. Murder EVERYWHERE.

Funny Friendship Ecard: I just knew we'd be friends forever from the moment I discovered that you also have no filter for your bitchy and sarcastic thoughts.

Funny Friendship Ecard: I just knew we'd be friends forever from the moment I discovered that you also have no filter for your bitchy and sarcastic thoughts. so this explains our friendship to a T

What a concept... Lol

What other people say or think about me is their problem.what I say or think of myself is my problem.what God knows about me is the truth.and His truth will set me free! May I believe what God knows to be true!

Definitely deal with this more often than needed

Free and Funny Encouragement Ecard: I like that you try to compete with me - at least you have a goal. Unrealistic and unattainable, but it's a goal.

Pj's by 7p

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: They say actions speak louder than words so, instead of telling you how I feel, I'm just going to punch you in the throat.

If you would just listen and do something the first time I asked, Mommy wouldn't have to lose her shit.

The Best Motherhood E-Cards

Free and Funny Family Ecard: If you would just listen and do something the first time I asked, Mommy wouldn't have to lose her shit.

Everyday I fall in love with you more and more

Funny Family Ecard: Everyday I fall in love with you more and more. Except yesterday, yesterday you were pretty annoying. So true!

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