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Get rid of Obama, the Food Stamp King!!   Wake up, America!! Let's reclaim America!! ***A revolution is brewing for patriots to take back America in 2014 & 2016****

aint that the truth! oh and id like to afford a new coach purse like the one she just pulled her food stamps out of

So im not the only one

I'm more at singing, winning fake arguments. Whitney Huston ain't got crap on my when it comes to the shower! & I will will that argument, lets take it to the shower!

Pinterest: Thank you for making me want to workout like a complete psycho and eat desserts all night... simultaneously.

The PMS Workout: 4 Moves to Ease Cramps

so true.I usually pin a workout and then a dessert right after.


It is called "Dysfunctional Valentine Hearts." Please stay away dysfunctional Valentine Hearts from me. I only want healthy, fun, adventure, sweet and romantic Valentine Hearts.

I think of this every time I see a girl in uggs

Eskiho = a girl wearing a short skirt and Ugg boots. A weather confused whore.



To do list for the weekend!

Make to do list. Check off first thing on to do list. Realize you've already accomplished 2 things. Reward yourself with nap (in progress)

#TheWalkingDead #ChandlerRiggs #CarlGrimes #ApocalypseSurvivalTips pic.twitter.com/XDFHbm73mE

chandler riggs on

If Zombies attack, go to Sam's Club. There's cement, years worth of food and tons of supplies. Plus, Zombies can't get in without a membership.

Have yet to figure this one out...

Have yet to figure this one out...

My husband yuck yuck yuck, I wanna drink coffee flavored coffee not coffee flavored sugar & milk

Yeah where are those flying cars and hover boards we were promised?? :)

Yeah where are those flying cars and hover boards we were promised?

ecard – Why did I unfriend you on Facebook? – Because your statuses are annoying and I hate your face.

Funny pictures about Why did I unfriend you? Oh, and cool pics about Why did I unfriend you? Also, Why did I unfriend you?

Dear Spider,  You win. You can keep the house. I don't want it. And because I can't muster the courage to make you leave, I shall. Good bye,  Gone forever  P.S. Please don't follow me because I don't like you.

A Few of My Favorite Things

"I saw a spider in my bathtub, so I got a piece of tissue & very, very carefully, burned the house down.sounds reasonable to me!