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When I'm bored...

I LOVE YOU When I' m bored, I send a text to a random number saying "I hid the body." No i dont fuck y

Love this.. I laugh more than anything. Don't sweat the small stuff.

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haha maybe! Even though I do like voicemails every once in a while

I hate voicemails. I don't have a voicemail box for this reason. Either text me or I'll see that you called and call back when I get a chance.

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Lesson in Womanhood: "You are only helpless while your nail polish is wet. Even then, you could pull a trigger if you had to.

Sound familiar Elizabeth? :P (this is what came up when i typed in "what to do when you're bored"

(this is what came up when i typed in "what to do when you're bored" funny.

funny!

how to handle stress like a dog: if you can't eat it or play with it, then pee on it and walk away. too funny!

Sad but true...

Common sense is not a gift, it’s a punishment. Because you have to deal with everyone doesn’t have it

it also helps if you remember your phone in the first place

I Can Relate: Checking your phone to see what time it is, and then checking again because you weren't paying attention the first time. I do this ALL THE TIME!

#damntheman

I can't believe that cop put me in the backseat when I clearly called shotgun. I think this is funny I think it says something about my sense of humor.

Save a persons life

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Ninja. Haha

So true.if only I could get out of bed when I wake up on time

Reminds me of sooo many people I know (especially those ten and under :)

I need to remember this for next time I'm arguing. umm I mean explaining

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...exactly what I think everytime I stick my leg out from underneath the blanket! Sad but true lol

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Blanket on - Too hot. Blanket off - Too cold. One leg out - Perfect. Until the demon from Paranormal Activity grabs your leg and drags you through the hall.

I do hate that

I should be dead about a million times over, for all the chain letters and emails and texts that I've received and NEVER forwarded one. So I find this HILARIOUS! They are like Blackmail, Guilt, Fear letters.

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hahaha thought this was funny the times that I have to do the laundry which isn't much at all I restart the dryer more times then I can count LOL

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