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It takes a certain kinda person to handle my kinda crazy. ((This is SOO the truth!

Oh Lordy ,might as well

Mindy Kaling Quote: "If I'm going to be a mess, I might as well be a hot mess.

Yes, they did.  I will remember them & keep them close to my heart because I know you well enough to know, you have pushed me away.

If you talk with me about space, robots, geeky computer stuff, or life (and maybe a few more things) this is to you. It means a lot to me.

This describes my feelings perfectly: "I actually really love when someone remembers small details and quirks about me or addresses me by my name at unexpected times like at the end of a sentence and I don't know why but I just really, really do.

(I'm a very good sandwich maker)

you're the type of boy i'd make a sandwich for. Cause Lord knows if some random lazy ass scrub asks me to make him a damn sandwich I will go OFF on his ass. But you, sweetie. turkey or ham?

Bat shit crazy, umm hello duh! I know I'm bat shit crazy but at least I'm being who I need to be to those who are important, my kids.

Sometimes you have to flip out and go bat shit crazy to a point.very true


Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and you both just take a nap. we did that sooooo many times. Yes yes real friendship

@Madeleine Emanuel

my best friends and i ALWAYS give each other derpy looks when something funny happens in class. we read each others minds. the funny thing is, we look at each other at the same time.

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Ladies if your man has 2 phones better believe he is still texting

If your in a relationship you have no bussiness associating with the oppiset sex.chesting is interacting with the oppiset sex in any way that you would'nt if your Girlfriend/Boyfriend were standing next to you

Haha yes

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