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Ok, true eating disorders, and their horrific and tragic effects on those I know and love, aside. This is pretty damn funny

It just isn't Christmas unless you push your body to the brink of alcholism and diabetes.

Funny Christmas Season Ecard: It just isn't Christmas unless you push your body to the brink of alcholism and diabetes.

Food brings me the comfort and happiness I cant seem to find in life lol

My life is constant battle between my love of food and not wanting to get fat.

and some of us don't even notice the kludgy spelling for WEEKS after our trigger-happy repin-finger clicks it! LOL - even funnier!

Some people will watch a movie to unwind. And some of us just go on for 2 hours instead. at the same time:-)

Or a photo of the Executive whose bonus is based upon the tax break you are funding for his industry

For all the taxes they take out of my paycheck, the least they could do is send me a picture of the ghetto family I'm supporting to hang on my fridge!

Do you ever just wanna grab someone by the shoulders, look them deep in the eyes and whisper 'No one gives a f**k'.

I tell that fucking bitch all the time. Fuck you fat bitch. Fuck you.

I'm planning on having my favorite drink this weekend. It's called a lot. | Weekend Ecard | someecards.com

Free and Funny Weekend Ecard: I'm planning on having my favorite drink this weekend. It's called a lot.

There are eight ways of contacting me through my phone that don't involve me having to talk to you. Use one of those.

I die a little each time my phone rings. Hate talking on the phone

We'll have this conversation again after you've changed out of your sassy pants. | Thinking Of You Ecard | someecards.com

Totally gonna start using this. I actually own pants that say sassy pants! They fuel my sass!

I know so many ppl like this!

when I was a baby, an evil fairy cursed with me expensive taste and no money. Champagne taste with a beer budget!

Funny Breakup Ecard: I just saw her picture on facebook, she looks like something I draw with my left hand.

This might be my favorite insult ever. Except my friend might not laugh. she's left handed and draws pretty darn well.

Funny Courtesy Hello Ecard: Psssttt... Junior High called. They want their drama back.

Hahah soooooo many people I want to say this to."I teach middle school, so I deal with drama like yours daily.except it comes from girls.

You don't know me.

Free and Funny Cry For Help Ecard: screw you recommended serving size.

Yes!

Yes!

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