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Free and Funny Flirting Ecard: Just admit it, all any woman wants in life is to do Christian Grey-ish things to the entire cast of Magic Mike.

Funnies Thread Part 2 - Page 58

Funnies Thread Part 2 - Page 58

Funny Confession Ecard: I only seem to remember I want to lose weight AFTER eating 7 cookies.

Thanks for going out of your way to unfriend me on facebook, your passive-agressive way of ending of our friendship really took some balls.

this is exactly why i *don't* unfriend ppl who aren't really friends becaus omg cassie johnson lol e i don't want them thinking i'm being passive-aggressive when really, i just can't stand the "clutter" of people on my friend list that i never talk to!

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It's a proven fact that women say twice as many words a as men. That's because we have to repeat everything we say to them

.idiotic, bat shit crazy is more like it .... there should be a vaccine or mandatory holding cells on mars for these people... the world would be a much better place for everyone! lol

Funny Confession Ecard: I don't really know what's going on with you right now but I'm pretty sure it has something to do with you being a fucking asshole.

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Sometimes, even I can't tell if I'm being sarcastic or if I'm really just a bitch. SO TRUE!

I got so much procrastinating done today.

Funny Workplace Ecard: I got so much procrastinating done today.

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Unfortunately my daydreams about being skinny are always interrupted by the sound of my chewing

OMG can you imagine the things that might be said???!!!! ROFL

Funny Weekend Ecard: It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full. There is clearly room for more vodka.

Funny Encouragement Ecard: Some mornings I wake up and think, yep, todays the day I punch someone square in the throat.

So glad I don't have to deal with this dumb bitch MKg anymore or LS anymore for that matter by lorraine

Funny Confession Ecard: She thinks she's hot shit on a silver platter but she's just a cold turd on a paper plate. Ain't that the truth!

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