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Scientists have been lying to us for years. Here is the real definition of calories. Scientists have been lying to us for years. Here is the real definition of calories. Scientists have been lying to us for years. Here is the real definition of calories.

"I can't tell who annoys who more"   - the quote from my best friend and future maid of honor.

inspiration: fortune cookie: "Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life.

Do it all the time when reading Facebook posts.

I'm silently correcting your grammar.not only am I silently correcting you spoken grammar,I am correcting your written grammar!

The truth about my day!

This is the truth of my life. Except now it has become: Morning = exhausted, Afternoon = Dizzy from fatigue, Night = too panicked to sleep.

So true. Thank god I go to a nice spa with an awesome nail tech now though!

How I feel every time. I hate having my eyebrows waxed, resulting in some pretty wicked eyebrows of the time and every time I get a pedicure, they ask "chew wohnt you eyebrows done?

When I fight with my boyfriend :P

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Need.

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How to be a supermodel

If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. so true!

I'm sorry y'all, this is funny.

To all the girls who are in a hurry to have a boyfriend or get married, a piece of Biblical advice: “Ruth patiently waited for her mate Boaz.” While you are waiting on YOUR Boaz, don’t settle for any of his relatives.

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Inspirational Quotes: I think this ALL of the time! Top Inspirational Quotes Quote Description I think this ALL of the time!

Sometimes I open my mouth and my mother comes out - Love of Life Quotes

True that! Don't underestimate me darling. I can go from Lady to Ghetto in seconds.

be strong

I'm not only putting on my big girl panties, I'm putting on my bitch bra, my shit kicker boots and my spiked leather belt with the boy toy belt buckle. So don't tell me to "deal with it." I got this covered. This is so Funny had t reprinn

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Chocolate doesn't ask silly questions chocolate understands. I could use some chocolate right now.

Seriously!  Liking your own status is ridiculous...and annoys me immensely!  Obviously you like it or you wouldn't feel the need to post it...so don't go "liking" it, it's dumb...REAL DUMB!

this isnt funny the thought of someone high fiving themself energetically! is super funny

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