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Maaaayyyybeee

It's funny bc it's true! I wore the same outfit for a week one time. It's sad bc yeah, I wore the same outfit for a week. Annnnnnnd bc [tomorrow] is spelled wrong.

WHEN SOMEONE SAYS "STOP" I NEVER KNOW IF...

When someone says "STOP" I never know if it's in the name of love, hammer time or if I am supposed to collaborate and listen. So funny

Own that shit

I Am So Guilty Of This…

Singing a song you don't know? That 15 second part you DO know is coming up.and you're gonna OWN that shit. STORY OF MY LIFE!

awkward...

I can relate: That awkward run/walk you do when a car lets you cross the road.

Hahaha seen so many girls recently doing this

'Women: Wearing heels is not sexy if you walk like a newborn calf. I saw a woman the other day out shopping in high heels walking like a newborn calf.how silly!

ecard ~ The best nicknames are the ones people don't know they have.

Hahaha 😂 So true! That used to be a favorite past time for me and a friend at the gym: making up nicknames for people. Ya gotta do something to pass the time!

Hahahah!!!! I was just thinking this today! Stupid signs... Nobody cares if there's a baby on board or how many stick people are in your family!

I've always wondered why people announce they have a baby in the car. as if it makes a difference in the way people drive. This is hilarious!

Insurance Companies MOA and then that department might transfer you and then you might get disconnected so let me give you another number to call if that happens. Prior Authorization Run Around

My experience with "customer service" every time.There should be a law requiring insurance companies to answer the phone this way.

Holiday cookie swap, my ass. I'd rather have a cocktail swap. Same calories, cleaner kitchen!

Funny Seasonal Ecard: Holiday cookie swap, my ass. I'd rather have a cocktail swap.

baha...its true though ;) to people that think a simple response is too much to ask

Ecard // Noah wrote Allie 365 letters so I think you can answer my text // the notebook

faster than the speed of light

Funny Confession Ecard: Nothing faster than the speed of light. Nothing moves faster than a girl untagging herself from a photo that makes her look fat. There really is an ecard for that!

Yup that's me

This is me and it always gets me in trouble. Why can't I keep my mouth shut. Does it really matter that everyone else is thinking it?

yeeeaaaaaahhh.... pretty much :)

I miss being the age when I thought I would have my shit together by the time I was the age I am now. so true

Really thank you

I wish more people practiced the art of "pretending". My world would be sooo.much better;

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