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...but, I love inspiration and funny things, and these made me giggle, so I thought I'd share!   Have a great day!

I'm glad it's the thought that counts because.I thought about going on a diet and working out before I ate an entire cake and took a nap.

Run! Miss Nelson's Got the Camera: Clutter Control

My room is not dirty. I just have everything on display. Like a museum. (I live with some people who are imitating a museum. I'm not naming any names in order to protect the guilty.

thats them...lol #gottalovethemtho

LOL I wish I could say this wasn't true! "My family is tempermental: Half temper, Half mental" Funny Quotes About Family Jokes.

Rubbermaid works well for this, too.

Funny Confession Ecard: Tupperware is so handy for those times when you feel like throwing out your food another day. this is our family in an ecard.

Ice Cream Shop

I'm going to open an ice cream shop and name the flavors things like: dont be sad, he's not worth it, you deserve better. That would be awesome!

from someecards.com

from someecards.com

This made me laugh out loud

You know it's time for a pedicure when you can exfoliate one foot with the other one - LOL! We say, keep feet feeling silky smooth in between pedicures with the Qtica Intense Overnight Foot Repair Balm

Sorry, I'm not Adele. I don't wish the best for you nor do I want to find someone like you. I do, however, want to set fire to all of your stuff.

Funny Breakup Ecard: Sorry, I'm not Adele. I do, however, want to set fire to all of your stuff. Too funny

23 Thoughts College Students Have When They Go Home For Break

23 Thoughts College Students Have When They Go Home For Break

Thoughts that go through every college student's head when they walk out of their last final and get to go home.

Bahahahaha!

I hate mornings. And mondays. And working. But other than that I'm entirely happy. So true. So true

I know so many ppl like this!

when I was a baby, an evil fairy cursed with me expensive taste and no money. Champagne taste with a beer budget!

This is definitely accurate

To help ease the baby fever: Every time I see a cute kid, I remind myself how awesome it is to sleep through the night.

Free, Workplace Ecard: For those of you that want to make a deposit into your Checkins account, those do not exist, there is a Checking account and a Savings account.

If I have more than 3 days off work, I forget how to do my job. But if a song comes on the radio that I haven't heard since I still know every. If it's more than a week, I forget passwords, co-workers names, etc.

Scrolling for birth year

Nothing makes me feel old like having to scroll down to find my birth year.

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